I will never post mis-information even if you think these are funny jokes every statement is a true fact!
The words moron, imbecile, and idiot are not interchangable. The one with the highest level of intelligence is a moron, followed, by an imbecile, and then idiot.
Okay we get it....DUMB!!
The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet
Japanese research has concluded that moderate drinking can boost IQ levels
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
The Gastric Flu can be the dirty little culprit behind projectile vomiting!!
Did you know Polar bears could eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. I mean scientifically speaking of course.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
When subjected to an electric current of at least 50 volts, a cat's tail always points toward the north.
Now how many volts it took to make this happen I'm sure we call all do without knowing.....
If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.
It is almost physically impossible to lick your own elbow.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Apparently The Guiness Book Of World Records gets around 4-5 calls a day by people thinking they are special and can lick their own elbow?
Did you know the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone?
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times. How many re-encarnated humans are killed everyday to make a news paper?
Did you know George Washington actually grew marijuana in his garden at home?
Oprah is actually a typo. Her parents wanted to use the biblical name Orpah, but the midwife couldn’t spell so it became Oprah.
Did you know more money is printed daily for the game monopoly than the United states treasury?
The monarch butterfly can detect its lover's scent eight kilometers away. Wow in humans I think the best is smelling them when they come in the same room?
Canada is the second largest country in the world, stretching from the atlantic all the way to the pacific!!
Did you know...
People from the United States eat the most chicken per person than anywhere else in the world.
Did you know...
Beer foam will go down by licking your finger then sticking it in the beer.
I SAID BEER YOU DUMBASS!!
Did you know...
Each day, anywhere from 35-150 species of life go extinct?
If we all did our part to breed some new ones, we could keep the cycle going....
Did you know that turtles can actually breath through their butts??
Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.
And to think I thought all chinese people were rich? I was surprised to hear that 200 million people in china live off less than $1 a day, really shows just how lucky we are.